Tattoos and Beans on Toast in Benidorm
Benidorm is a city that is better left to ones own imagination. By far, it is the strangest place that I have ever been to, really! It beats out County Sligo and Tobercurry for sure. Okay, with the exception of its gorgeous beach, which I consider one of the best 10 in the whole world. I think Benidorm is a haven for the stranger side of life. It’s kind of like Blackpool, but it has sunny days instead of cloudy, foggy days.
All the tourists, the men, women and children have tattoos, and not just one or two, no, they have lots of them. I couldn’t even leave the lobby of one of the luxury hotels Benidorm has for all its tourist without seeing one single tattoo-less person. Just me, I was the freak, I had no tattoos.
I only found authentic food in the old part of town. The rest of the food establishments serve beans on toast, or toast with beans on top. At first I found this amusing, but then it got ridiculous, so much so, I burnt out on beans on toast.
I toured around to the different bars and at one, I found this Irish couple who were a stitch, I also struck up a conversation with the owner. He was this real old guy, he was missing a few front teeth. I asked him if he made it to the beach much and he pulled up his shirt to show me just how white he was. I guess that was my answer. He made me laugh the whole night. There was a pool outside in the back of the bar and a huge screen TV in the bar. There was a sign above the cash register that said they sold Viagra there. That whole bar cracked me up. Actually, all the pubs I visited were very amusing, each one had their own little quirks.
Too bad I only had one night here before heading out to Ibiza, Benidorm is really hard to describe, but all I know if I was amused the whole time.


